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off topic: political poultry comedy

Due to the awesome force of the internet by now everyone has seen a portion of this list at one time or another, I’m sure. But as its longevity cannot be disputed, neither can the fact that it’s just dang funny.

My mom spammed me with the current incarnation this morning. My very favorites are listed below for your enjoyment:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE!
The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me…….

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