The results are out for the GotYA blog contest. I am not among the winners. Le sigh.
However, the winning entry, courtesy of Margo, ROCKED:
Monday March 10th, 4:30 pm
I just didn’t anticipate that it would be this difficult. I thought that Cooper would do a Kool-Aid man through the wall to come get me when he heard the mere suggestion of sex. Apparently my sex appeal is on the fritz.
I could talk to him about it.
Monday March 10th, 4:32 pm
Okay, clearly I’m going senile in my old age. What am I thinking? I can’t talk to Cooper; he might say something unpleasant. What I need to do is think rationally. Problem solving. Research.
Off to buy Cosmo!
Monday March 10th, 6:00 pm
I’ve been researching for basically hours. My friend Molly has a subscription, so I took a ton of her old copies and looked through them.
According to Cosmo, so far I have to be… elegant, down-to-earth, funny, caring, comfortable, aloof, available, coy, honest, confident, constant, serious, fickle and loyal.
So basically Gandhi in a wig.
You know, before I read the Cosmos, I was feeling pretty optimistic. Now I’m convinced that only Mary Poppins in Megan Fox’s body could achieve the enlightened feat of seducing a man. Still, I strive on tirelessly.
Monday March 10th, 6:05 pm
Tired.
